Ask Rainbow's Dad
Whoops… I kinda forgot the wings and misspelled bald.. Sorry -face hoof-
Me: Its all good.  We all make mistakes.  You for forgetting to give Dashie wings.  And me for not realizing that her wings were missing in the first place.  So we are even.

Whoops… I kinda forgot the wings and misspelled bald.. Sorry -face hoof-

Me: Its all good.  We all make mistakes.  You for forgetting to give Dashie wings.  And me for not realizing that her wings were missing in the first place.  So we are even.

I have my eyes on you… Especially you Green Eyes!

That photo is clearly forged.  Also, what I did in my more questionable years is none of your business.

I have returned!  With a computer and a new art program, and many other new things that have nothing to do with this blog, I’ve decided to get out of my blogless funk and get back to doing this blog!
Some things to note.  I have wiped out all my previous asks so that I can get a fresh start and makes sure that the questions are relevant.  I will also be messing around with the lines and colors a bit.  See what works and what doesn’t.
Let’s see what we can make together!

I have returned!  With a computer and a new art program, and many other new things that have nothing to do with this blog, I’ve decided to get out of my blogless funk and get back to doing this blog!

Some things to note.  I have wiped out all my previous asks so that I can get a fresh start and makes sure that the questions are relevant.  I will also be messing around with the lines and colors a bit.  See what works and what doesn’t.

Let’s see what we can make together!

Hi , I know your not my father in this universe , but I need some advice about boys...

Boys…  Boys boys boys…  Hhhmmmmm….

Here’s a few things you need to know about boys, Scoots.  Boys are stupid.  They are especially stupid when they are teenagers.  They are extremely stupid when they think they are right about anything.  They are undoubtedly stupid when they hit puberty.  And they are unbelievably stupid when its comes to girls.

The best advice I’ll give is to put boys at a safe distance.  You can be friends with them but don’t try to be anymore than that because things will only get crazy.  But if you insist on having a relationship with a boy, always have a backup plan when things go south and friends that’ll pick you right back up when you’re down.  If you have a friend whose dating a boy, always be there for them.  The worst thing you can ever do is ignore your friends while in a relationship.  The worst.

Yo, RD's dad? Did you have a heart attack or something? Where'd you go?
Anonymous

I’m alive.  The art monkey is currently going through a terrible art block.  The kind that makes you feel terrible for not drawing stuff like you should.  And that only gets worse the more you put off doing blog stuff.  Which you can clearly see.

All he needs to get smacked with the right kind of inspiration and he’ll feel up to the task again.  But who knows when that’ll happen?  He keeps saying he’ll get things done then ends up flopping under his own pressure…  It is aggrovating…

P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-ponies!
Anonymous

Yes.  I am one.  And now I’m going to get out of my lazy funk to answer some questions.  Because it is long over due.

Dedicated to the poor choices I have made.  (See what I did there?)  This would have made a much better April’s Fools gag.  Though it lacks Nicolas Cage…  But this is much cooler.  21% cooler.  Because I like to go one step beyond.  Can’t get more original than that.

BAM!  Credit Time!
Special Thanks to Applelina for the 3D model.
Cloudsdale background made by Zvn
Zap Apple vector made by Skeptic Mousey

Hi there.  It’s been awhile.  Sorry for the unannounced hiatus…. AGAIN.  Golly gosh do I suck apple seeds!  Which is why I have come to a decision.  I am quitting Rainbow Dad.  That’s right.  I have to accept that I am a mediocre artist who is terrible at keeping up schedules and will never improve because of it.  So I am going to just stop.  I’ll leave this thing up for future generations or something.  Though WHY they would want to look at this fail blog is beyond me!

But don’t threat!  This does not mean that I’ll leave the fandom!  In fact, I am going to start a new blog dedicated to ponies and one special man.  Nicolas Cage.  That’s right.  I discovered that my one true passion in life is to take pictures of transparent images that are on top of faded images of Nick Cage that can be found on Derpibooru.  I can’t believe I wasted my time on some dorky dad or some fat little colt who everyone calls a teacher’s pet.  THIS IS ART!

So I hope you all like this little preview of what’s to come in the near future!  And don’t expect anything else from this blog this week!  Because it is all about Nicky now.