Just watched the EW preview and… yeah. I’m going to go and border up Rainbow Dash inside her house. The outside world is too dangerous for my little girl man! I will need to protect her from all these weirdos and wackjobs and the hordes of CRAZY SCARY MONSTERS!
First people are trying to shove that Soarin guy in my face and now this! It isn’t easy being a dad…
Well too bad Rainbow Dad, I already used magic sealed piercing on her. she asked for one on her tong, one on her eyebrow and lip and two for each ears... they can't be removed dude...
Brought to you by my lack of originality
Hey Rainbow Dad dude... What would you say id Rainbow Dash get piercings?
This is a very good question. Have you ever seen an athlete wear their piercings or jewelry while they are out in the field? That should be a no because those things really do get in the way with your performance. Since Dashie really wants to join the Wonderbolts, So if she does get them, she’ll have to remove them anyway in order to do any physical activities. I highly encourage that she just get ear piercings in that case because those are easier to remove and leave less visible scarring. Other facial piercings are fine as long as she remembers to remove them all before doing a performance.
However, tongue piercings is a big NO-NO! Those things can be dangerous! I had a friend back in High School who had one in his mouth. We played a game of tackle hoofball once and when I tackled the guy he bit his tongue. The stud was made of metal and it chipped his teeth bad. His parents were P to the I to the double S’d off! He had to get it removed and had to get a lot of dental work done.
And that’s why I don’t have piercings myself. I can’t afford to damage this pretty face of mine. Pony society can’t function without my good looks.
Grandchildren. You know that will only capitalize the valid point of how old you've become.
Well, I think that this capitalizes the valid point of how you should shut the buck up! :D
News: I have recovered from my hospitalization and the stitching is starting to really heal up. I have been able to walk around these past few days and can finally stop using the stool softener. So yeah. Feeling awesome. So thanks again to everybody who sent in their concerns for me. It is much appreciated. And remember kids. Prune juice is your friend.
Wanna hear something scary? *whispers* grandchildren
Whaaaaat? I would frick’n love having grandkids! I would frick’n kill for grandkids. I mean it. So you better watch your back Tornado Blitz from down the lane. Let your bird poop on my lawn every morning would ya… Anyway! Kids are great! I can spoil the little tykes rotten and hang out and it’ll be like reliving Dashie’s fillyhood all over again!
But no… The real scary part is how those grandchildren are made…
Dem Breezies - SPOILERS
You see this guy? Yes. He is a guy. Pink is a real stallion’s color. Best color in the world. Anyway, his name is Seabreeze. I like him. Why? I can relate to him a lot. I understand him. Ya know? We are like… soul brothers.
Minus the soul. Which is something else we have in common. We both hate saxophones. They are so depressing… Who would invent an instrument that makes such a sad sound anyway? So props my little Breezie pal for destroying something that shouldn’t even be made for your size.
You know what else I have in common with this guy? He is a dad like me. Look at the happy look on his wittle Breezie wifie’s face. Not only is it the cutest thing in the world but it is also full of love and happiness. That is one happy wife guys. And those other Breezies almost made this reunion impossible. Forshame! His kid would have lived his life not knowing his missing father and that would be terrible… sniff! D-don’t look at me! These aren’t tears! They are liquid sadness! Don’t stare! Just… Just look at Seabreeze’s cute kid! JUST LOOK!
Hey Dad! Wanna meet up at my place later today? You know, so we can watch stupidly funny movies and ignore the fact that we're both alone on Hearts and Hooves Day?
Ah! Finally! A Rainbow Dash that makes sense. Let’s all follow her example and just have fun this Hearts and Hooves Day!
…What do you mean that Heart and Hooves Day was weeks ago? Wait… How long has this been in the inbox?! Great Celestia above! I left my other dimensional daughter alone on Heart and Hooves Day! I’m… I’m terrible! :(
The multiverse is awesome! you can meet more you's that display different traits or personalities! You might even find an epic pirate/superhero/cowboy/policeman/fireman/aviator/fighter/etc. version of yourself! The possibilities are endless!
MEANWHILE IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE!
BACK IN OUR UNIVERSE!
The multiverse is a vast and mysterious place…
Dash Origins #1
This is my dad… Kinda the only video I have of him since I took the camera away from him as soon as he started doing this.
There is no shame in letting the world know that I have an amazing gun show. It’s all part of the Rainbow Dad packaging! So check dem Rainbow Dash Origins. Pretty good stuff.
Awww is it cute
Rainbow Dad: So totally cute!